搞笑至尊

救生员篇~~


幼稚园老师~~


榴莲小贩~~

Laozhabor's Rap (老查某 MV)

钱不够用2

钱不够用，请把手机关掉 ~~~ Please Switch Off Your Mobile Phone

Thanks Nuffnang!!!

Thanks Nuffnang because invite my brother and I go to Gurney Plaza's Golden Screen Cinemas to watch a movie named "Mamma Mia"
Heres The Ticket...

Original


After Design...


Last, I wan't to thanks Nuffnang, you are the best!!!

Indian Michael...

毛毛歌

Toilet Restaurent In Japan

Will you have your meal at there?

Nokia Express Music (Ads.)

Poor Them...

Old Town Lover Must Becareful

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As a coffee lover, we must clear our doubt. Why franchaise business but the price is different by so much......???

Penang state : Seberang Jaya & Bagan Jermal Branch
White coffee (Hot) RM 2.50
White coffee (Cold) RM 2.80

Penang state : BM Maju Utama Branch
White coffee (Hot) RM 2.80 (different by 30cent???)
White coffee (Cold) RM 3.20 (different by 40cent???)

What dramatic price different!!!

Holiday

Today is holiday, i stay at home busy too because i need to do many many folio such as kesihatan, sivik and more... I also went to school to take some photos because I need the photos to finish the folio...
Today is holiday because today is Malay's Allah what what.....(lolx)
So I busy today, now I printing my kesihatan folio and I will past up to teacher tomorow, I think I can get the good result, Add Oil Add Oil...

我的家庭

我出生在一個非常貧苦的家庭，記得小時候，爸爸的生活很無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在掃錢。

我家住在深山中，每次要出去買東西，都相當麻煩，開保時捷要 5 小時，開賓士也要4 小時；雖然家裡有直昇機，但是開到那邊很難找到停機位，相當的不方便。

我偶爾也會出去逛街，爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有 20 多個保鑣保護著，大家看到我都嚇跑了，所以我從小就開始被排斥...... 因為家裡是在深山，每次到了冬天都非常冷，爸爸也說，出去買東西很麻煩，所以冬天沒有暖爐...沒有棉被...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖 ... 而睡覺的時候，也只能蓋著錢睡覺 (我覺得英鎊比較溫暖) 。


記得小時候，有一次，因為房間太大，還來不及跑出房間，就尿褲子了。所以，爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車，好讓我能在10分鐘以內，衝出1000 坪的房間，穿越 5公里的走廊，到達800 坪的廁所 (我常常在走廊迷路 ) 。

爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了20間 600坪裡面有著250 坪小廁所的破房間。爸爸說：以後如果尿濕了，直接換房間，如果房間不夠或是太小的話，再告訴爸爸，爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間，我們的生活很辛苦，你要忍著點！！

現在想起來，爸爸真是個善良的人！！

還記得有一次，家裡遭小偷，因為他用炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱，使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來，結果竟把那個小偷壓死了......我覺得那個小偷好可憐 ......
金幣壓死人是很痛的!! 他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。

媽媽也常常告訴我，我們家生活非常困苦～要我學著吃苦～
所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神，我將來的志願，是要找 200 隻會吃錢的怪物，好把家裡的錢都吃光，為那些可憐的小偷報仇！！


嘉義市蘭潭國小六年一班黃淙暐

老師評語：去死啦！

Tupai, trouble maker......

Today at PJ lesson, Tupai teach me, he want me run three round, but that time my leg was hurt while I was running, so i only run two round, but Tupai want all of the student write an essay for him, no excuses, so I hate him!!!! Trouble maker...

Funny...